Cooking With The Calamari Sisters
August 6 - 23, 2026
Hilarity, failed dishes, and food fights ensue during this live fictitious "broadcast" of a public access cable cooking show hosted by two larger-than-life Italian sisters, Delphine and Carmela Calamari. The sisters sing and dance to such beloved Italian favorites as "Volare", "Come On A My House", "Botcha Me", "Que Sera Sera", "That’s Amore", and of course, "Mambo Italiano!" as they try to make it through their final broadcast together in one piece.
You will laugh from start to finish as their singing, dancing, cooking and ad lib banter with guests on stage makes this a must see!
"Laugh Out Loud Funny!" - Philadelphia Inquirer
"Wicked, Naughty Humor!" - Broadway World
"Delightful and Absolutely Delicious" - NY Newsday
"A Musical Cooking Lesson with the Calamari Sisters is an uproarious and unique show that will keep you laughing out loud from curtain to curtain" - New Jersey Herald
Running Time:
Approx. 2 hr 25 minutes (incl. 15 min. intermission)
Show Times:
TBA



